BREAKING: California’s superstar Governor Gavin Newsom humiliates wannabe-president J.D. Vance with his most brutal trolling takedown to date, calling him “bargain bin” and the “dancing queen.”
Vance should just retire from politics after this one…
“J.D. ‘JUST DANCE’ VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE ‘BARGAIN BIN’ IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR,” the x account for Newsom’s Press Office wrote.
The account has been snagging headlines nonstop in recent weeks for its hilarious posts which attack Republicans while mimicking Donald Trump’s juvenile communication style.
“THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH ‘THE COUCH’),” the post continued. “HE IS VERY WEAK… THE GUY CAN’T RUN, TAKES MORE ‘VACATIONS’ THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE ‘CHAIRMAN TRUMP’ NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR.”
“WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK ‘SMART,’ BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE,” the post went on. “FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON ‘DEBUT’ ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN”
Ouch. Imagine how easily Newsom would dismantle Vance on a debate stage if the two men end up running against each other. Vance doesn’t stand a chance!
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